Now the number three bump on the web.
For years and years, really since it’s inception, I was the number one bump on google. A couple of months ago, some band named bump of chicken took the top spot. I wasn’t upset, I don’t get a lot of traffic, and I doubt that many people are typing the word bump into google. Now, however, some bicycle club with the abbreviation bump as its name has taken the number two spot away. I am not happy, I feel less bumpy.